MILLION CREDIT QUESTIONS
Or: A Play-By-Play Commentary Guide On What To Do When Everything Is Going Wrong In Your Smuggling Career
The million-credit question: what do you do when a really old flame of yours suddenly tracks you down and leaves you with a healthy 10-year-old daughter?
Get me an answer, and I guarantee you at least a fifty-fifty cut of the winnings, because I'm totally out of my depth right now - and my normally brilliant mind is out of ideas.
To put all of this in context, I'm in my ship right now. It's a beautiful old thing, probably the oldest thing I've ever associated myself with besides my mother (the Force be with her), and a few relics I've smuggled here and there. I call it the Red Starburst, named after that little minx I hooked up with more than a decade ago. She gifted it to me during one of those textbook escapes from a Sith fleet patrol.
"Textbook", you might ask? It's a textbook escape because we do it the only way a merc, smuggler or bounty hunter could d