THIS BE MY OOGLY MOOG.
It requires a relatively medium level of maintenance but is often maintained below standards. It is of a larger size than most believe is normal, and is designed to frighten small children. However, the design has been altered to some extent that it causes the opposite effect when attempting to cause emotional and psychological maladies - small children will often point and laugh.
You could say the same goes for the laptop I'm chewing on.
Current Residence: Somewhere secret. Somewhere safe.
Favourite genre of music: I listen to everything between Vivaldi and Maximum the Hormone. Don't ask.

Favourite photographer: Some person on deviantART I forgot to put a Watch on.
Favourite style of art: noir. That and scribble-fests. Those are cool.
Operating System: Hi, I'm a PC, I don't give a damn about your pretty-being-utterly-useless interface, *Lepe
MP3 player of choice: Creative. Damn Apple whores.
Shell of choice: I wiki'd this and I... still don't know the answer to that.
Wallpaper of choice: Anything by Udon Crew. Damn, those guys are good.
Skin of choice: Huh?
Favourite cartoon character: Vash the Stampede. Still the funniest character I know of after decades.
Personal Quote: You're the stupidest thing since the concept of stupid.